1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 25.000 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:08,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,300 - Who was that on the phone? - Eh? 4 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,400 It was some guy from the community centre. 5 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:27,700 He wants to get some coaches for the kids' soccer league. 6 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,100 Are you gonna do it? 7 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,300 Maybe next year, if things calm down at work a little. 8 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,200 That's what you said last year. 9 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,500 You want to rub some lotion on my back? 10 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:47,800 Maybe later. I don't want to get all these papers greasy. 11 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,200 Alan, we have to be consistent. 12 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:56,300 Successive approximations to the goal, remember? 13 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,600 God, that language just turns me on. 14 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,700 OK, if you don't want to do it, you don't have to. 15 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,700 I do. I do want to do it. It's just that book. 16 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:07,500 You know, it zaps all the spontaneity. 17 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:10,400 The point is, to get the spontaneity back. 18 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,500 Obviously we're not there yet. 19 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:18,000 Look, 20 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:20,100 I want this as much as you do. 21 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,300 I want to get things back. 22 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:26,400 No, I don't want to get things back. I want to make it better. 23 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,500 Better than it's ever been. 24 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,700 So... 25 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:36,100 ...let's get to work. 26 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,600 Excuse me, where did you get that? 27 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:41,500 This guy I work with at the museum. 28 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,300 - We haven't gotten stoned since college. - Mm-hm. 29 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,000 And it was the best sex we ever had. 30 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:53,000 - What about the kids? - They're sound asleep. 31 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,800 (Phone rings) 32 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:04,000 Don't answer that. 33 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,600 It might be my morning meeting. 34 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:14,700 Hello? 35 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,300 Oh, sure. Hold on. 36 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,400 It's for you. Do you want me to take a message? 37 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,900 I'd better see who it is. 38 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:26,100 Here she is. 39 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,000 Hello. 40 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,900 Oh, hi. 41 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,700 Oh, no. That's OK. 42 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,400 Yeah, I have the keys. Why? 43 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,200 Marnie, you know, we're sure gonna miss you. 44 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:47,800 - Here you go. - So, Alan... 45 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:53,000 Marnie and I were just calculating your chances of beating me out of this VP slot. 46 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:57,300 - What do you think? Slim or none? - With your warmth and charm, none. 47 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,100 Yeah not to mention the quarter I just had 48 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,200 Bottom line says it all, pal. 49 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,600 Oh, excuse me. 50 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,200 Gee, I'm gonna miss Neil. 51 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,500 I really will miss you. 52 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,300 That's not exactly what I meant. I mean, um... 53 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,000 You got the wrong impression. 54 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:30,900 Listen, 55 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,300 Wendy and I have been married for 12 years. 56 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,300 You've been flirting with me all week. 57 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,400 That's not it exactly. 58 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:41,100 I find you very attractive. 59 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,700 So, do you want to come home with me? 60 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,700 Hey, wake up. 61 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:10,900 Hey. 62 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,500 - You're home. - Yeah. 63 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,600 - What time is it? - It's late. 64 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,300 - We need to talk. - What's wrong? 65 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,900 I lied to you. 66 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,100 There was no business dinner. 67 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:33,600 You remember that temp I was telling you about - Marnie? 68 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:37,000 - Verna's replacement. - I was at her apartment tonight. 69 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,500 Just tell me. 70 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,600 It was like I was someone else. 71 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,700 She kissed me. 72 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,100 We kissed. 73 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,100 It was wonderful. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't. 74 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:05,100 Then it all just hit me. 75 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:11,200 It was like you and Brooke and Daniel and the house and...our whole lives together... 76 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,600 It was like you were all in the room with me. 77 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,400 And you made me realise what I was doing. 78 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:24,400 I left. 79 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 I've just been driving around. 80 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,600 Look... 81 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:37,300 My point is, our marriage means more to me than I ever thought. 82 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,900 It's everything, and we've got to do something. 83 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,100 We got to... Anything. We've got to fix it. 84 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,400 I don't want to lose you, and I don't want to lose the kids. 85 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,200 I couldn't handle that. 86 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,500 You're not alone in this, you know. 87 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:20,100 What do you mean? 88 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:30,800 Remember the Pancake House where we used to take the kids last summer? 89 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:32,900 The waiter there - Ryan. 90 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,600 - Sandy hair, mid-twenties. - What, you had an affair with him? 91 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,700 No... 92 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,900 ...but I thought about it. 93 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,200 A lot. 94 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,200 Whenever I made love with you, 95 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,300 I fantasised about him. 96 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:56,000 Really? 97 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,600 Both times? 98 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,800 It's not funny, Alan. 99 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,900 I know. 100 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,100 Oh. 101 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,400 - I know. - I started going for lunch alone there 102 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,600 because I wanted him all to myself. 103 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,400 That's not the way it should be. 104 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,700 I don't want parts of my life that I can't share with you. 105 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:44,500 - Do you think the car will be OK? - It'll be fine. Don't worry. 106 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,600 We have not been down here in so long. 107 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,100 We got some time to kill before we pick up the kids. 108 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,900 I thought it would be fun. 109 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,200 We should find a thrift store and buy the kids a costume. 110 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,300 Ah, what luck! 111 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,400 - Costumes. - Yeah! 112 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,300 That's not exactly what I had in mind. 113 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,700 Come on, take a chance. Live dangerous. 114 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,200 Honey. 115 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:20,900 So what? She hasn't had two kids. 116 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,200 What do you suppose this is? 117 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:34,200 The Super V-19 Auto-flagellator, guaranteed to give you years 118 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:36,700 and years of erotic pleasure. 119 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:37,700 (Shrieks) 120 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,900 OK. Let's go. 121 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Thank you. 122 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,700 - Thanks. - What did you buy? 123 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:53,500 A swingers' magazine? Are you kidding? 124 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,800 They're all normal people. They're non-pros. They're like us. 125 00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:01,600 - Can you imagine soliciting total strangers? - You're right. 126 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,500 - I'll take it back. - Um...wait. 127 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,000 Couldn't hurt to look. 128 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,100 (Bell rings) 129 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,800 ALAN: Come on. Daniel. 130 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:16,900 Come on. You know that thing we were talking about before? You did hide it? 131 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,800 - I did. Don't worry. - Is it my birthday present? 132 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:23,100 You know...I wasn't serious. 133 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,300 I have to admit, though, it is an intriguing thought. 134 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,900 Cos it's my birthday in two weeks, you know. 135 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,100 Oh? Is that a fact? Oh, I completely forgot. 136 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,700 (Giggling) 137 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:42,200 Come on, we're down to the Ts. We don't have a single prospect. 138 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:43,800 Keep going. 139 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:47,300 The Travises. 140 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,700 Bill's always undressing you mentally on the tennis court. 141 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,300 I like them too much. 142 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:57,000 - I don't want to risk the friendship. - Do you want to do it with people we hate? 143 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:59,900 How could I possibly face her at work the next day? 144 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:03,000 Easy. You just say, "Hi, Becky, 145 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:05,500 you were incredible last night!" 146 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,700 Keep going. 147 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,100 OK. No. 148 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:15,300 Oh, the Wakefields. 149 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,500 You're kidding! That's everybody? 150 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,700 That's everybody. I had the good sense to leave out family members 151 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:31,000 and the Bradleys, with Neil's winning personality. 152 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:35,600 You two compete in enough areas enough already enough. 153 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,300 Well, that's it, then. 154 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:42,800 We don't know a single person we can do it with, and it's too scary calling up strangers. 155 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:47,100 Well, still, it was fun fantasising. 156 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,500 (Giggles) 157 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,000 You know... 158 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:54,700 ...we could make up our own ad. Hm? 159 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,900 We'd be in total control. We could get a PO box and we could screen all the mail. 160 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,100 You can't be serious. 161 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,800 I could be. 162 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:06,000 If you are. 163 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:20,400 No, no. We're not using a picture in this ad. 164 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,600 Yeah, but we'll need one eventually. 165 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,300 Ha! 166 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,300 This one. 167 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,900 - Couldn't you find one without the kids? - We'll just cut 'em out. 168 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,500 Just like that? 169 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,300 Just like that. 170 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:43,200 OK. How about this? 171 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:46,500 Curious but yellow? So are we. 172 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:52,800 - Happy but restless suburbanites... - ...seek twin sparks to rekindle flame. 173 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:59,000 Dirty minds, meticulously clean bodies. Expect the same with you or no go. 174 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:02,400 - What do you think? - They sound perfect. 175 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,100 - You check on the kids? - They're fine. Still doing homework. 176 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,500 Anything interesting yet? 177 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,600 These are the rejects. 178 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,600 What's this? 179 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,600 This is my rubber butt plug. Oh! 180 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,400 That killed it for me, too. 181 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,300 - What about these two? They're gorgeous. - They are. 182 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,600 They're both men. 183 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:05,000 - Jesus! - Oh, this is cute. 184 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:12,800 Sorry about the out-of-season's greetings, but we're fresh out of centrefolds. 185 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:16,500 You two sound just wonderful. Send us a picture, give us a call. 186 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,000 Let's explore the possibilities. Love and kisses, Jack and Louise. 187 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,600 Keeper. 188 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,400 - Hi, who's calling? - Hi, this is Alan. 189 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,500 - This is Alan. - This is Jack. 190 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,600 This is Jack. 191 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,500 Hi, look, I'm not sure if we're supposed to use last names. 192 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,900 Whatever you feel comfortable with, Al. 193 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,500 - Did you get the picture? - Yes we did. 194 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:17,800 And, to be perfectly honest, I haven't seen Louise this excited in a long time. 195 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,900 It's a good thing I'm not the jealous type. 196 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Listen, Wendy and I, we've never done anything like this before. 197 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,200 I assume you have. 198 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,500 Just a few times. 199 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,800 So would tomorrow night be OK for you? 200 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,000 Tomorrow? 201 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,600 Neil Bradley's already made his presentation. 202 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,500 The client is looking at his watch. 203 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,500 - I'm talking to a client. - Is that Paul McGrew? 204 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,400 No. 205 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,900 How do you ever find anything in this mess? 206 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,000 So, who's Neil Bradley? 207 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,100 Some prick I work with. 208 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,300 Uh-huh. And who's Paul McGrew? 209 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,200 What, are you writing a book? 210 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:04,000 Hey, I'm sorry. Look, I'm just trying to get to know you better. 211 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,200 He owns a large hotel chain. 212 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,000 I'm a sales manager for Western division for a food service company. 213 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:17,600 I'm in sales, too. High-end audio and video stuff. My wife does a little modelling. 214 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:23,000 Really? My wife works for a children's museum, part time. 215 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,600 - And we have two kids. - Great. 216 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:29,800 OK, listen. There's a place downtown called the Zebra Lounge. 217 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:34,400 Let's meet there tomorrow night, say eight o'clock. No strings attached. 218 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,600 - OK. - OK, bye. 219 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,600 220 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,700 221 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,500 222 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:56,000 who said that they love me 223 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,800 that I was too afraid to swallow 224 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:03,400 225 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,300 226 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,400 227 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,100 228 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,100 229 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,100 230 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,300 231 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,100 JACK: Alan, Wendy. 232 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,700 I'm Jack. 233 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,600 This is my wife Louise, 234 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,900 the most beautiful woman in the world. 235 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,900 - Hello. - Hi. 236 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,500 Get comfortable and Jack will order some drinks. 237 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:39,600 Tina, Louise and I will have the usual. And for you? 238 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,300 - A White Label, please. - Let me guess. 239 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,800 On the rocks? 240 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,800 Yes. 241 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,800 Er, the same. Thank you. 242 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,300 I'm so glad you guys 243 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,500 decided to get together with us. 244 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,000 We haven't decided 245 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,500 anything yet. 246 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:02,400 You know, your ad was the first one that we'd answered in several months. 247 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,900 I guess... 248 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,300 I guess Louise and I are getting a little more discriminating. 249 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,000 ALAN: I suppose we should be flattered. 250 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:15,000 I don't know. I figured I'd put that out there. It might be a bit more comforting. 251 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,300 It's lucky you found us first. 252 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,700 We are your first, right? 253 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,000 Oh, yes. 254 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,500 Most definitely. 255 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,600 You know what I've learned from Louise? 256 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,800 If you just relax and let yourself go, 257 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,600 you can really have a lot of fun. 258 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,500 WENDY: We've just never done anything like this before. 259 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,900 Nothing's going to happen that you don't want to. 260 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,400 Oh. 261 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,400 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 262 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,500 OK... 263 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,200 A toast. 264 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,300 To... 265 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,700 Hey. 266 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,100 Will you excuse us a minute? 267 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,100 Are we crazy? 268 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,200 I think they're pretty normal, considering. 269 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,900 - Do you like him? - I don't know. I mean, he's charming. 270 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 He's...kind of intriguing. 271 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,600 Excuse me. 272 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,200 How do you feel about her? 273 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,000 She's nice, attractive, 274 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,100 very sexy. 275 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,200 Yeah, she is very sexy. 276 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,300 I like his eyes. 277 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,500 Well, it was nice meeting you two. 278 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,300 We're going to pass. 279 00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,800 - I'm so disappointed. - No, that's OK, if that's your choice. 280 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,600 But we were having such a nice talk. Please, come finish your drinks. 281 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,800 ALAN: Sure. 282 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,400 You know, baby, 283 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:16,200 I wish it would have been that easy for us to fix our little fling problem. 284 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,500 You're not having affairs yet, are you? 285 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,600 No, no. 286 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,900 - Not quite. - It's problems like that 287 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,700 that are difficult to solve. 288 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,800 Have you guys read any self-help books or done any counselling? 289 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:33,500 - We haven't had much luck with them. - We appreciate your concern, 290 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,400 but, well, we're just not ready for this. 291 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,300 You know, 292 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,100 Alan, 293 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:47,600 sometimes it's not such a good idea to wait until you feel like you're ready. 294 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,500 I know for Louise and I, 295 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,700 it felt like we were running out of time. 296 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:09,500 You know, if we were to do this, 297 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,700 how's it going to work? 298 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,500 - How would it work? - Hypothetically. 299 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,100 - Of course. - Our house is out of the question. 300 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,000 - With the kids - Ours, too. We have the painters in. 301 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,900 Why don't you guys leave it up to us? 302 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,900 Hypothetically. 303 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:38,100 Yeah. How does this sound? 304 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,800 Whatever we do, we do it together. 305 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,500 When one of us wants to stop, we both stop, no questions asked. 306 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,500 And we'll never do anything that might hurt the kids. 307 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,300 I couldn't have put it better myself. 308 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,000 You want me to sign it? 309 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,100 No, your word's good enough for me. 310 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:05,000 Look, if this doesn't feel right, 311 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,900 we'll just...cut it short and come home. 312 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Right. 313 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:29,300 Do you think we're dressed right? 314 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,300 I don't know. I've never dressed for an orgy before. 315 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,400 Wow, Mom. 316 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,500 You look beautiful. 317 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,000 Thank you. 318 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,300 - You too, Daddy. - Thanks. Works for them. 319 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,200 I want you to do everything Nancy asks you to do. 320 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,600 I promise there'll be something in it for you. 321 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,800 (Car horn) 322 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:46,900 Wow! 323 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,500 That's the biggest car I've ever seen. 324 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:52,900 Hi. 325 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,400 BROOKE: Who are they? 326 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:58,600 Just some friends. We'd better hurry before they bring out the whole neighbourhood. 327 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,600 See you. 328 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,700 - Bye, Mommy. Bye, Daddy. - Bye. 329 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,400 Wow! 330 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:08,200 Glass of champagne to the first person who can guess 331 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:11,000 what Louise is doing to me right now. 332 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,100 Kidding. 333 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,700 ALAN: You've gone to such expense. JACK: No trouble. 334 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:20,300 A friend of mine owns the car. 335 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,700 So, how's the painting going? 336 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,800 What's that? 337 00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:28,100 You said you were getting your house painted. 338 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,200 Oh, no, we just say that. 339 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:33,300 Jack and I like to keep our home private. 340 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,400 I wish we'd thought of that. 341 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,000 You guys aren't in a hurry to get home, are you? 342 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:41,100 - Our sitter can stay the night... - If we ask her to. 343 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,700 LOUISE: Good. 344 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,700 Perfect. 345 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,900 So, Al... Is it all right if I call yon Al? 346 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,300 - Excuse me? - Forget it. Um... 347 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,100 Would you like to trade seats with me? 348 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,600 Because, 349 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,400 although Louise and I... 350 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,900 don't look like it, 351 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,000 we're sitting over here feeling a bit like a senate subcommittee. 352 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,200 JACK: Is that all right? - Sure. Yeah? 353 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,100 OK. 354 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,800 - So, how do we look? JACK: Fabulous. 355 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:18,100 I would say you're the second sexiest couple in the car. 356 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,400 (Alan laughs) - You look like 357 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,600 - you had a tough day at the office. - Actually, I did. 358 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:28,800 Alan's up for a vice-presidency and he's got some pretty tough competition. 359 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,100 JACK: Ah, yes. Neil Bradley. 360 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,100 Little prick. 361 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,800 A little tense? 362 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:41,000 (Alan laughs) 363 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,300 JACK: You don't like champagne? 364 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:55,200 - Er, no, it's the bubbles. - Honey? 365 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,000 - Yes? - Can we get Wendy 366 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,600 - some White Label? - Sure. 367 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,100 ALAN: Here, let me. 368 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,700 Er, dilemma. 369 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,500 - Pick your hand. Thank you. - Here, I'll take this. 370 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000 JACK: A toast 371 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:13,000 Let's have some fun. 372 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,000 To fun! 373 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,100 Come, let me show you the view. 374 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,200 Don't worry. She's in good hands. 375 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:55,100 - What did we get him? Let's see. - No, no. It's already... It's half wrapped. 376 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,800 (Phone rings) 377 00:30:56,900 --> 00:31:01,500 BROOKE: Hi, you are through to the Barnets. Leave a message after the beep. 378 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,300 - (Beep) - Hey, it's Jack here. 379 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,400 Where have you two been hiding? 380 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:09,800 Louise and I would love to see you two again... 381 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:13,800 - Didn't you return their last call? - No, I never got round to it. 382 00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:17,000 Honey, you're not trying to string them along, are you? 383 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:20,800 I'm just not comfortable with discussing it, that's all. 384 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:24,500 Tell them that we had a really good time 385 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,300 and we appreciate their concern but we don't need them any more. 386 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,700 They'd take it too personally. 387 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:32,100 Yes. 388 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,200 Well, then, tell them that it doesn't fit into our lifestyle. 389 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:37,800 I'm sure they can understand that. 390 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:40,300 - OK. I can do that. I'll call them. - Good. 391 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,400 - Good. - Good. 392 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,500 Yes. 393 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,500 What? 394 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:52,100 - They were incredible, though, weren't they? - Yeah, they were, but so are we. 395 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,900 CHILDREN'S VOICES: One... 396 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,700 Two... 397 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:09,900 Three... 398 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:12,000 Blow! 399 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,600 Are you about finished with that thing? The ice cream's melting. 400 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:26,600 - How come you scooped it out so soon? - Wendy asked me to. 401 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:28,800 Here, Mom, let's cut this cake. 402 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:31,800 Hello, everybody. Sorry we're late. 403 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,900 What a great place to have a party. 404 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:38,700 Jack. Louise. 405 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,500 Everybody, this is Jack and Louise. 406 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,600 Hi. 407 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,600 - Friends. And this is Wendy's mom. - Oh! 408 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,900 - Hey, Jack. Ken. - Nice to meet you. 409 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,100 And this must be the birthday boy. 410 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,500 Is it for me? 411 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,100 No, it's for me. 412 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,000 Happy Birthday, Daniel. from Aunt Louise and Uncle Jack. 413 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:10,400 - Buddy, you have fun with that. - They're not our aunt and uncle. 414 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,600 They're just being friendly. Be polite. 415 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:16,800 - Is anybody going to give us some cake? - Of course, yes, have some cake. 416 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,500 Do you have a smaller piece? 417 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,600 Thanks. I need a fork and... 418 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,300 ...maybe a napkin. 419 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,900 Oh, would you like to have some? 420 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,400 We'll get our own, OK? 421 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:31,800 JACK: Thanks, pal. 422 00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:34,700 - Who wants to see Uncle Jack juggle? - ALL: Me! 423 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:37,000 All right. Check it out. 424 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,800 You're doing great, honey. 425 00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:42,000 Thank you, baby. Alan, if I hadn't called your secretary, 426 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:44,500 I never would have known about this panty. 427 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,000 Huh? 428 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,600 Ta-da! 429 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:51,800 (Cheering) 430 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:56,300 Everybody loves Jack. Don't you find him attractive? 431 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,800 Because I find your husband Ken very good-looking. 432 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,600 Ken, get the kids. It's time to go. 433 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:07,900 One hand. 434 00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:11,300 Sorry. 435 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,300 JACK: Maybe I can try behind my back. 436 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,700 (Cheering) 437 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,500 WENDY: I could kill your secretary. 438 00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:22,900 ALAN: You asked her to give out the directions. 439 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,900 Yes, to invited guests. 440 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,500 And what was she supposed to do? Interrogate every caller? 441 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:32,700 BROOKE: I got a present, too, from Aunt Louise. It's my unbirthday present. 442 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:37,400 WENDY: A bracelet? 443 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,900 ALAN: It's nice, honey. 444 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,100 It's really nice. 445 00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:49,200 ALAN: Yeah, I know. 446 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,800 I'll call you on Tuesday. Yep. 447 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,000 Congratulations. 448 00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,500 What for? 449 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,400 For finally getting a shot with Paul McGrew. 450 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,900 No kidding? 451 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,300 - All my nuisance calls must have paid off. - Apparently so. 452 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,800 His office called. He wants to play tennis. We've got a court for one o'clock. 453 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,500 Alan, this is our big chance. 454 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:22,800 When he gets here, you introduce us. I'll take it from there. 455 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:26,600 That's gonna be a little hard. I don't even know what he looks like. 456 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,900 Well, that must be him right there. 457 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,400 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 458 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:34,600 - No. - Alan, good to see you. 459 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,800 And you must be the big boss. 460 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,500 I thought you didn't know what he looks like. 461 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,600 I don't know what he looks like. That's somebody else. 462 00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:45,500 A friend, sort of. 463 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,300 Hey, fellas. I'm Jack Bauer. 464 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,700 - Adam Frazier. - Great to see you, Adam. 465 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,400 - Hey, Alan. - Jack. 466 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:54,000 - Our fourth's running a little late. - Excuse me? 467 00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:57,100 - Paul McGrew. It's why you're here, isn't it? - Yes, but... 468 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,400 - Jack, buddy. - You're gonna love this guy. 469 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,900 - Hey. Paul. Good to see you. - Hi. Paul McGrew. 470 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,200 - Adam Frazier. - Hi. 471 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:04,300 Alan Barnet. 472 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:07,300 Finally. Jack says you'll make me an offer I can't refuse. 473 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,500 We're gonna try. 474 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,100 If it's anywhere near as good as the deal he cut me, 475 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,300 we're gonna be in business. 476 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,000 Let's get to it. 477 00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:18,100 So, Paul's company 478 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,100 commissioned my company 479 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,100 to do his whole chain. 480 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,200 Monitors, speakers, everything. 481 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,200 Big-screen TVs, wireless speakers in all the bars. It is going to be sensational. 482 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,700 Don't hurt him, Alan. 483 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,800 - Get you next time, Bauer. - Any time, Paul. 484 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,500 - Good game. - Take it easy, Paul. 485 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,300 See you at the office. 486 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,700 I enjoyed that. I got to do that more often. 487 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,700 He likes you already. I can tell. 488 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,600 - How did you do this? - It was easy. 489 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,700 Just closed him with a great deal. 490 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000 Just like that. 491 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:04,000 It's all in the technique. 492 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,700 FPQS. 493 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,200 What? 494 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,300 Friendly, persistent, 495 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,300 questioning stare. 496 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,100 You know, when you get to that critical moment in a transaction... 497 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,200 Right. 498 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:21,300 ...this is what I do. 499 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,300 Is that good, or what? 500 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,100 You didn't tell him about...us. 501 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:37,400 Of course not. This is business, buddy. 502 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,500 Come on. Let's play. Let's play. 503 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:52,500 Jack could sell circles around me. 504 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,400 Well, what did he do it for? 505 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,500 Commission? Finder's fee? 506 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,700 To get what he wants. 507 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,800 Which is? 508 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:07,300 Us. 509 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,800 Alan, I thought we said we wouldn't do that any more. 510 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,500 I know. 511 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,700 But it was a huge favour he did. 512 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,400 I mean, I may get the promotion. 513 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,200 There could be a big bonus. 514 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:25,700 It seems rude not to... 515 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,500 That's ridiculous. I'm sorry. 516 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:37,000 - Well... - Forget it. 517 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,700 OK, but is that... I mean, is that what you want? 518 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,200 Do you want to do it again? 519 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,200 Do you? 520 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:51,300 You want her again, don't you? 521 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,600 One more time wouldn't kill me. 522 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,700 OK. 523 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,800 But just one more time. 524 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:44,000 When was the last time this car was tuned up? 525 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:46,300 I don't drive it any more, honey. You do. 526 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:51,900 If it was my car, I'd pay someone to drive it off a cliff. 527 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,900 When you want to chauffeur the kids round all day, 528 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,500 you can take the mini van and I'll take my car back. 529 00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:05,900 You still have a great ass, you know? 530 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Thank you. You have a great ass, too. 531 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,700 I could get jealous tonight. 532 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,600 I'm hoping you do. 533 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,800 Really? Well, two can play that game. 534 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,200 Give us a kiss. 535 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:30,700 Hello, Barnets. 536 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,900 LOUISE: We missed you. 537 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,100 We've been looking forward to this. 538 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,400 - You look amazing. - Thank you. I got my hair done. 539 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,500 - Hi. - Hello. 540 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:51,300 You're looking pretty smooth yourself, Alan. 541 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,600 - Why, thank you. I actually shaved. - What do you think? 542 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:58,200 This is awesome. Should have worn toga. 543 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:00,800 You won't be needing one. 544 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:03,300 Come on. 545 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:12,100 I thought we'd try something different tonight. You guys ever done ecstasy? 546 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,300 ALAN: I took a Quaalude once in college 547 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:21,700 Well, they've made some amazing advances on the recreational drug front. 548 00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:31,000 I'm up for it. 549 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,600 - Are you cold? - That's nice. 550 00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:50,300 - You've never done this? - No. 551 00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:35,300 To good friends. 552 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,400 To good business. 553 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,700 Have you ever been with a woman before? 554 00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:01,100 555 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,200 getting down, coming down 556 00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:06,700 557 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,900 558 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,100 for my hands are weak 559 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:17,600 560 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:21,400 561 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:22,800 562 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:26,800 563 00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:29,000 564 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:31,400 565 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,600 566 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,200 567 00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,300 568 00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:42,000 569 00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:45,200 570 00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:47,900 571 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,600 572 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,700 573 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,900 574 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:05,500 575 00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:08,600 576 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,400 577 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:57,200 Mom, Daniel put three spoonfuls of sugar on his cereal. 578 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,400 DANIEL: Mom, why don't you put it in the blender? 579 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:05,000 - That's how Dad always does it. - I don't want to hear the blender this morning. 580 00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:07,000 (Rings) - Hello. 581 00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:09,600 Hi, Mom. Can I call you back? 582 00:45:09,700 --> 00:45:12,000 - Why didn't you get us up? - I'm on the phone. 583 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:16,200 Um, what? 584 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:20,100 - I forgot to leave the number with the sitter. - We'll be late for school. 585 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,700 Nothing's wrong. I'm fine. I'll call you back later, OK? Bye. 586 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,200 - I want my orange juice. - Eat your cereal. 587 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:27,500 We don't want to be late. 588 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:34,200 I knew that was gonna happen. 589 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,900 You know what? You guys, 590 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,200 go get your backpacks on and I'll write you a note. Go. 591 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,000 Why don't you ever help me? 592 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:56,800 About last night... 593 00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:59,900 Let's not talk about it, OK? It's over. 594 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 I'm gonna get the kids. 595 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,300 So, are you ready to face the food smart guys? 596 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,400 I wouldn't worry about me, Alan. You know, it was supposed to be my account. 597 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,000 Frazier must really want it to send both of us. 598 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,500 If he'd really wanted it, he'd have sent just me. 599 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,600 Hey, guys. 600 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:22,700 Neil Bradley, right? 601 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,400 - Yeah. - Great suit. Jack Bauer. How are you? 602 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:26,800 Hi. 603 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,900 Alan's told me all about you. 604 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,700 - See you at the meeting, Neil. - Right. 605 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,300 You take care now. 606 00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:39,000 You don't call any more. 607 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,100 - Is that why you came? - Yeah. 608 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,300 I've been kind of swamped at work. 609 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,800 Oh. Well, listen, buddy, 610 00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:50,300 Louise really misses you. 611 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,900 Know what I'm saying? But you're busy. I understand. 612 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,700 - Can't make it tonight. Let's try tomorrow. - It's Brooke's recital tomorrow. 613 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,800 I'll check my calendar. 614 00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:06,700 If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were trying to AVOID US. 615 00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:11,900 OK. 616 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:17,100 OK. Next week. How about a show, dinner? Whatever you want. 617 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:19,100 Great. 618 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,200 See how easy that was. 619 00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:24,100 Call me. Promise? 620 00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:26,600 I promise. 621 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,700 See you soon. 622 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,400 Thank you very much for your presentation. 623 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,800 You obviously put a lot of work into it. 624 00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:41,800 We'll think about it and...get back to you. 625 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,800 - OK. - Hank, with all due respect, 626 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:50,200 there is nothing to think about. 627 00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:53,000 We all know there isn't anyone else in this industry 628 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,600 who can match our quality, service or price. 629 00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:01,300 So, what do you say? 630 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,600 What a day! Get promoted in the morning, close a deal the same night. 631 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,900 Promoted? What the hell are you talking about? 632 00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:17,200 - Didn't Adam tell you? He picked me. - No, he didn't tell me. 633 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,000 He probably didn't want you to fuck up this deal. 634 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:23,700 Fuck it up? I closed it, you piece of shit. 635 00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:29,400 We'll bring it up at your review. 636 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,300 See you tomorrow, pal. 637 00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:52,100 Are you coming? 638 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,100 No way. 639 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,000 Louise, I can't do this. Wendy and I, we're not... 640 00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:41,300 You'll never have this with your wife. 641 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,800 Hey, buddy. 642 00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:24,000 Now, that's what I call a promotion. 643 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:27,400 You ass-kissing piece of shit! 644 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,200 Ow. Jesus! 645 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:03,600 BROOKE: I don't know. She won't come out of the bedroom. 646 00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:05,800 Daddy had to work late. 647 00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:10,100 Where have you been? 648 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,300 - Who are you talking to? - Grandma. 649 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:15,700 Mom's in a bad mood. Like, what else is new? 650 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:23,900 Hey, Margaret. 651 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:25,600 Yeah, I just walked in. 652 00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:28,900 Look, whatever she's upset about, I'll take care of it. 653 00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:32,900 Yeah. OK. Don't worry about it. 654 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000 I'll call you. 655 00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:41,500 We're not the right kind of people, Alan. Whatever made us think we could do this? 656 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,900 Honey, we've made some mistakes, but they're in the past. 657 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,800 It's behind us. It's done. 658 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,100 Everything is OK. Really. 659 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,500 It's going to be OK. Really. 660 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,600 What happened to your lip? 661 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,500 I banged it getting in the car. 662 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,500 It's nothing. 663 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,000 Promise me that we'll never see them again. 664 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,600 I promise. 665 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,900 I swear to God. 666 00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:18,800 I swear to God. 667 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,200 Are you wearing a new cologne? 668 00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:25,700 No. 669 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,900 No, it must be that soap. 670 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,100 You're right. You're right, you know. 671 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,300 We ought to get things back on track. 672 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,500 - What do you want to do? - Just... 673 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,700 something...normal. 674 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,800 (Phone rings) 675 00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:52,700 Are you gonna answer the phone? 676 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,300 Hello. 677 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,000 Oh, my God! What... 678 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:05,400 ALAN: The meeting broke up around 10:15. 679 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:08,400 The last time I saw Neil, he was heading for the elevator. 680 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:12,500 MAN: Then you didn't leave together? - No, I went to the men's room. 681 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,500 We take separate cars. 682 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,500 So was it a mugging? What happened? 683 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:25,100 He was beaten to death. They think a pipe or a lug wrench or something. 684 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,200 Jesus. 685 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,100 After you left the men's room, what did you do? 686 00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:37,400 I went to the parking garage, got in my car. 687 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,100 Did you notice anything unusual in the garage? 688 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,500 No. Just got in my car and left. 689 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:48,000 The parking attendant's records show that you left the garage at 10:44. 690 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:50,600 - Wait a minute. Is Alan a suspect? - Honey. 691 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:56,600 Some of the night staff said you and Mr Bradley had an argument in the lobby at about 10:20. 692 00:54:56,700 --> 00:55:00,600 It wasn't really an argument. We were discussing a business deal. 693 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,500 I'm just establishing a timeline. 694 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,500 Detective, if you think Alan had anything to do with this, 695 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:10,600 he is the straightest, most law-abiding citizen in the world. 696 00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:12,900 As of now, we don't have any suspects. 697 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,700 So, are we through, then? 698 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:23,700 Sure. I know where I can find you. Sorry to bother you both so late. 699 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,800 Oh, what happened to your lip? 700 00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:31,500 Oh, I banged it on the car door. I'm a real klutz sometimes. 701 00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:42,900 DANIEL: I'm still hungry. 702 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,700 WENDY: Let's make cookies. We haven't done that in a long time. 703 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,700 BROOKE: Chocolate chip. DANIEL: I like peanut butter. 704 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,600 WENDY: What do you think, Dad? ALAN: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. Whatever. 705 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,700 Uncle Jack! 706 00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:03,300 - We just had pizza. - Hey, right on, brother! 707 00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:06,200 - Where's Aunt Louise? - She's at home, 708 00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:09,000 but she told me to give you a big hug. 709 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:11,800 Now, run in there and see. I brought you a surprise. 710 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:14,000 Oh, boy! 711 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,100 - Went for pizza, huh? - Yeah. How did you get in? 712 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:23,300 Everybody always leaves a key right under their potted plant. 713 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:27,100 Mom, Dad, come see what Uncle Jack bought us. 714 00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,500 Wow, they're almost life-size. 715 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,400 This is awesome! 716 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,000 We asked for one of these for Christmas the last two years, 717 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:41,400 but Mom and Dad said we couldn't afford it. 718 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:43,900 Thanks, Uncle Jack. 719 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:48,000 He's not your uncle, Daniel. Why don't you take your brother outside? 720 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,300 - Oh, do we have to? - Just go. 721 00:56:57,700 --> 00:57:02,400 I hope you like where I put it. I went through the whole house and this seemed 722 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:05,600 - like the best spot. - Can we get right to the point? 723 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,700 We can't accept the TV. 724 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,200 You have to take it back. And... 725 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:13,400 we really resent you breaking into our house. 726 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,600 - Can you get out of my chair, please? - I don't understand. 727 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,200 I was just trying to surprise you guys. 728 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,900 We don't want to see you or Louise any more. It's not right for us. 729 00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:29,900 And, frankly, we wish we'd never gotten into it. 730 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 That's too bad. 731 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:35,600 Louise and I always saw this as a long-term relationship. 732 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,600 It's not going to work out. 733 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:41,000 Hang on, guys. I mean, what happened here? It's just a TV. 734 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:46,400 Listen, Louise and I have been playing the field for a long time. 735 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:50,500 We've had a lot of fun, but that's not so safe to do any more. 736 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,600 We had always hoped that we would meet a nice couple 737 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,900 so that we could all just settle down. 738 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,600 - Jack... - We are totally committed to you. 739 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:03,400 We're not interested. You got to find somebody else. 740 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:07,200 In the meantime, get your TV, 741 00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:10,700 take it out of here, and then we can all go on with our lives. 742 00:58:10,700 --> 00:58:13,500 You make it all sound so simple, Al. 743 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,400 It is, Jack. 744 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,500 No, it's not, Wendy. 745 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:20,100 You see, underneath all, 746 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:24,000 Louise and I, we want the same things that you guys do. 747 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,300 Nice house, family, friends. 748 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,100 - You've really opened our eyes. ALAN: Jack. 749 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,500 I'm sorry but this... 750 00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,000 This is not our problem. 751 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:43,600 I was looking forward to spending more time with you since you got the promotion. 752 00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:46,300 You got that promotion? 753 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,100 - I...I was next in line. JACK: He deserved it. 754 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,300 Too bad what happened to Neil. 755 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:03,800 I think it's time you...go. 756 00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:07,700 Yeah. 757 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,100 You're probably right. 758 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,300 You bastard! 759 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,500 ALAN: Turn it off! 760 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,400 It's a gift. For your eyes only. I won't show anyone else. 761 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:24,700 You won't believe this. 762 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:25,900 Give me the control. 763 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,800 Wait till you see what we got. 764 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,200 DANIEL: Come on, guys. 765 00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:54,300 Let's go outside. 766 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,800 You think Jack killed Neil, don't you? 767 01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:20,900 No. 768 01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,500 I don't know. 769 01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:31,100 What do you think? 770 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:37,700 I think we don't know a damn thing about either one of them. 771 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,800 I've been thinking about this vice-presidency and it...it doesn't feel right. 772 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,900 Alan, just relax. You've earned it. 773 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,500 Now, we all feel bad about Neil, but what happened wasn't your fault. 774 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,600 Every dog has his day. This is yours. 775 01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:19,100 - Jack! How are you? - Good, Adam. Nice to see you. 776 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,300 - Congratulations on the promotion. - Why are you here? 777 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:26,900 I was just going to tell you about this. Jack is outfitting us with a closed-circuit 778 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,900 video surveillance system - offices, warehouses, parking lots. 779 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,000 He's going to make sure our employees are safe from now on. 780 01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:36,200 There's nothing more important. 781 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,700 I'll get those figures from you later, Jack. 782 01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:40,400 You take care, now. 783 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:43,700 Well, everything's falling right into place. 784 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,800 I've got work to do. 785 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:53,500 Al-an. 786 01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,900 You know how much we love you guys, right? 787 01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:06,200 Do me a favour. Tell Wendy to call off the investigation. 788 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,100 What the hell are you talking about? 789 01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:14,800 Call her. Ask her what she's been doing all day. 790 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,700 Fuck, Verna! 791 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,800 I'm sorry. Sorry. 792 01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:26,000 That detective called. He wants to talk to you again. 793 01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:29,200 Thank you. 794 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,300 Let's go, Daniel! 795 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,200 Come on, hustle it, hustle it. 796 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:39,900 Positions, kids. Positions! 797 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,800 (Whistle) 798 01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:50,200 This guy at the bar said Jack put a man's head through a window and Louise just laughed. 799 01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:54,900 People have fights in bars. 800 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,400 The guy was Louise's first husband. 801 01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:02,200 I found out at the library that he was killed in a skiing accident 802 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:04,400 a month later. 803 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,300 So? 804 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,400 There were no witnesses. 805 01:03:14,300 --> 01:03:16,100 That was a really dumb thing, 806 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,300 going down that bar all by yourself. 807 01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:21,600 Too bad. The point is, I think we have to tell the police. 808 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,000 What? Tell them what? 809 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:27,000 That the couple we've been swinging with aren't upright citizens? 810 01:03:27,100 --> 01:03:29,900 If we tell the police, everything's gonna come out. 811 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:34,700 All there is to do is to put as much distance between us and them as possible. 812 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,000 Did you see me? 813 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:43,600 Did you see what I did? 814 01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:45,500 Sorry, champ. What happened? 815 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,000 He just scored the winning goal. 816 01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:51,700 Oh, God! Excuse me. Daniel! 817 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,500 ALAN: Hello? Bottle of brandy 818 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,600 for the new neighbours. 819 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,200 Hi, neighbours. 820 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:49,000 No, you're not. 821 01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:51,300 - I love the suburbs. - Look who's here. 822 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,600 It's great. Oh, hi! 823 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:58,500 - So, what do you think? WENDY: OK, you've made your point. 824 01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:02,900 This isn't gonna change anything. 825 01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:05,100 Cos we're not like you. 826 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,400 And we never will be. 827 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,400 What has happened to you two? 828 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:12,200 I mean, didn't we make your lives more exciting? 829 01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:16,000 Isn't that what you wanted? All we wanted to do was be close to you. 830 01:05:16,100 --> 01:05:18,700 You just stay away from us. 831 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,000 You better straighten her out, Alan. 832 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,600 Everything's fine over here. 833 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000 This doesn't need to be complicated. 834 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,700 I spoke to a couple of agents today. 835 01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:42,900 The real estate market's still in the dumper. 836 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,900 - Our house is upside down. - What's that supposed to mean? 837 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,300 It means that we... 838 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,400 It means that 839 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:56,500 we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth. 840 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,100 You still want to sell? 841 01:05:58,200 --> 01:05:59,900 Of course. What do you think? 842 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:04,600 I don't understand why you want to sell this house. 843 01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:09,100 It's an awful thing to do to the kids, make them change schools, 844 01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:10,800 leave their friends. 845 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,900 There are other factors involved, Mother. 846 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,700 Is there something wrong between you and Alan? 847 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:20,100 No! I mean, no, why would you ask such a thing? 848 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,200 Well... 849 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,600 It's just that... 850 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,200 Oh, dear. 851 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,500 It's just... 852 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:38,200 that Brooke asked me today 853 01:06:38,300 --> 01:06:42,800 if anything happened to you or her father, could she and Daniel live with me. 854 01:06:42,900 --> 01:06:45,100 Now, why would she say a thing like that? 855 01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,600 I don't know, Mother. She's a kid. They say strange things. 856 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:54,700 Is that the fella that came to Daniel's birthday party? 857 01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:59,100 Yeah. 858 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,800 The strange couple. 859 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:05,500 - Yes, Mother. - I didn't know they were your neighbours. 860 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:10,100 - Can we have dessert in front of the TV? - Too bad we can't watch it on our big screen. 861 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,700 - Brooke. - You have a big-screen TV? 862 01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,900 We used to have one. 863 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,300 - But Mom broke it. - Too bad, huh? 864 01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:23,000 - Who wants ice cream with their pie? - I want to hear about this TV. 865 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,000 - It was a present from Uncle Jack. (Phone rings) 866 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,100 Mom smashed it on purpose. 867 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,200 DANIEL: Yeah, just a second. 868 01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:33,500 It's for you, Dad. It's a detective. 869 01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,000 Oh, boy! Let's have our pie in the other room. 870 01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:37,300 Hello? 871 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:42,300 Er, no, look, I've already told you everything I know. 872 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,500 No, I'm with my family. 873 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,900 No, Monday I can't. 874 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,200 I have meetings all day. Tuesday? 875 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,100 10am. 876 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,900 Sure. 877 01:07:56,900 --> 01:07:57,900 OK. 878 01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:32,300 Hi, how was your day? 879 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:36,200 I can't stop thinking about this meeting with that cop tomorrow. 880 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:40,500 You're just gonna tell him the same thing as before. 881 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:44,700 Where you were that night and what you did. How complicated could that be? 882 01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:47,600 - Daddy! - Hey champ. 883 01:08:47,700 --> 01:08:49,800 Ah, ah, ah, ah! 884 01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:51,800 - How was your day? - OK. 885 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:54,600 - Where's your sister? - She's still at Scouts. 886 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,800 No, she isn't. She went next door. 887 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:04,500 - To the Newmans'? - No, to Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise's. 888 01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:08,700 WENDY: Brooke where are you? 889 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:11,000 We're playing dress-up. How do I look? 890 01:09:11,100 --> 01:09:13,000 How dare you do this to my child? 891 01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:14,700 It's just pretend, Mom. 892 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:18,300 - Wendy, come on. Go straight home. - We're calling the police. 893 01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:21,400 What are you talking about? She came here on her own. 894 01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:25,000 She's 11 years old, you sick fuck. You better not have touched her. 895 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:29,000 - Take it easy. It was an innocent little game. - As if you're innocent. 896 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,800 To people like you, innocent means you didn't get caught. 897 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:35,200 - You mean people like us. - We know about your husband's accident. 898 01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:37,300 And what about Neil? 899 01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:41,900 Oh, well, I like this game. 900 01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:46,500 Go ahead. Call the cops. 901 01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:49,600 But you might want to consider what people might think 902 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,200 of some dirty little facts about you two. 903 01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:55,100 Like your mother, Wendy. 904 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,800 Or Adam Frazier and the boys at work, Alan. 905 01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:02,200 Or how about the parents of all those kiddies that come through Wendy's museum? 906 01:10:02,300 --> 01:10:06,600 And you know who'd really like to see that tape? 907 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:09,600 Child Protective Services. 908 01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:12,000 They'd have your kids out of here so quick, 909 01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:14,400 it'd look like a fucking alien abduction. 910 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:18,500 You two are repulsive. 911 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:22,400 You didn't find me repulsive the other night at your offices. 912 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:24,800 - What? - That's right, Wendy. 913 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,700 you see your husband here, 914 01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,000 he fucked me. 915 01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:33,700 And he fucked me in an elevator. 916 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:37,300 And he fucked me better than he's ever fucked you. 917 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:42,300 Do we understand each other? 918 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:52,000 Look, it was stupid 919 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,200 and spur of the moment. I didn't think. 920 01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:56,300 In the elevator, for Christ's sake! 921 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:59,500 Look, Wendy, I'm sorry. I'll do whatever you want. 922 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:03,300 - You broke the rules. - There are no rules. It was a big mistake. 923 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:07,800 A mistake that never would have occurred to me. I was raised Catholic, for Christ's sake! 924 01:11:07,900 --> 01:11:09,700 You were in this every step of the way. 925 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,500 Not every step. And now they have their hooks in our kids. 926 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,900 - I'm calling the police. BROOKE: Stop it! 927 01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:22,500 Wait. 928 01:11:25,300 --> 01:11:27,700 I don't know how I'm going to tell my mother. 929 01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:34,900 I might be able to get a job in Cleveland. 930 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,000 Of course, I won't have a reference. 931 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:40,300 You make your plans. Just don't include me and the kids. 932 01:11:56,300 --> 01:11:58,300 (Crash) 933 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:19,500 - Did you hear that? - Shit! 934 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,300 Yeah. 935 01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:14,400 Hey, buddy. 936 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:18,900 Borrowed your lug wrench a few weeks ago. I thought I'd get you another one. 937 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:24,200 You took my lug wrench? 938 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,200 With my fingerprints on it. 939 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,200 Don't worry, it's in a safe place. 940 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,000 See you, Alan. 941 01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:44,200 By the way, did you really think we'd let the two of you leave? 942 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:47,400 (Sinister laugh) 943 01:14:28,700 --> 01:14:30,700 ALAN: Here it is in a nutshell. 944 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,700 You guys win. 945 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,800 We decided to give it a try. 946 01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:36,900 No, everything went fine with the cops. 947 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,500 I stayed calm and said all the right things. 948 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:43,700 It's like the guy said about the prospect of being hanged. 949 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,500 It concentrates the mind wonderfully. 950 01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,100 We figured it was time to 951 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,200 call a truce. 952 01:14:54,300 --> 01:14:55,700 All of us, the four of us. 953 01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:01,100 Yeah, that's what I was calling about. 954 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,200 Yeah. Us, too. 955 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:08,500 We have a great place. It's very secluded. 956 01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:12,600 A client of mine owns it. He's gonna be away. 957 01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:15,200 Right. 958 01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:18,200 Well, you talk to Louise and we can set a date. 959 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:22,600 Great. Talk to you soon. 960 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:35,400 Do you really think you can do this? 961 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:55,600 You haven't braided my hair for a really long time. 962 01:15:56,700 --> 01:15:59,100 I guess I just felt like it. 963 01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:01,700 Does this mean you're not mad at me any more? 964 01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:03,800 I was never mad at you, sweetheart. 965 01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:08,000 Then how come you act so mean all the time? 966 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,800 It's not your fault. 967 01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:15,900 I'm sorry, honey. Um... 968 01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:22,800 Maybe one day you'll have a family of your own, 969 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:29,100 and you'll find out how hard it is to try to do everything right all the time. 970 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:32,100 Try to be everything for everybody, 971 01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:36,300 but it is not possible. 972 01:16:37,700 --> 01:16:39,800 We make mistakes. 973 01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:44,500 But I promise you... that things are gonna change. 974 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,600 I'm gonna do better, OK? 975 01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:52,000 I love you. 976 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,300 You're a pretty girl. 977 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,700 Do you think they're suspicious? 978 01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:12,600 Maybe. The thing to remember is, Jack can't think past his dick. 979 01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:14,900 So if we keep their minds focused on sex, 980 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:18,700 we should be OK. 981 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:24,600 Hey, look. Brooke's retainer. 982 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:40,200 JACK: Hey, guys. What a really nice place. 983 01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:42,400 Love the boots, Wendy. 984 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,700 - Scotch? - No, thank you. 985 01:17:52,700 --> 01:17:56,400 - Are you sooner? It's your favourite. - I'm fine. Really. Thanks. 986 01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:01,500 Baby. 987 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,400 LOUISE: Come here. 988 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:28,900 - Why don't we go upstairs and go exploring? JACK: That is a great idea. 989 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:32,300 That way, Wendy and I can stay right here 990 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:33,800 and snuggle. 991 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:41,400 I tell you what. 992 01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:44,700 Why don't the two of you go upstairs 993 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:49,400 and Wendy and I will meet you up there soon. 994 01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:52,100 You know, 995 01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:56,900 you guys are acting a little weird. 996 01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:59,900 Are you sure that you're not still holding a grudge? 997 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,300 No. 998 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:05,200 Er, no. Can't we just talk? 999 01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:08,600 Why rush it? 1000 01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:10,400 Let's enjoy it. 1001 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:16,600 Baby. 1002 01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:18,200 Hm? 1003 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:24,500 - I'm getting a really bad feeling about this. WENDY: Really? 1004 01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:31,400 Why don't you feel these? 1005 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:39,500 I'm glad we could all be friends again. 1006 01:19:56,100 --> 01:19:59,400 Wendy, honey, I'm so sorry. I never meant it to go that far. 1007 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:03,500 If I could have thought of a way to stop it, I would have. 1008 01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:07,400 Just get in there and get it over with while they're still asleep. 1009 01:20:55,700 --> 01:20:58,800 You think that's gonna make your problems go away? 1010 01:21:02,100 --> 01:21:04,100 I wish you had the nerve 1011 01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:06,200 to pull that trigger. 1012 01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:12,300 Then I'd die respecting you. 1013 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:28,500 Go to bed, Alan. 1014 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,100 (Engine won't start) ALAN: Come on. 1015 01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,900 Come on. 1016 01:22:16,100 --> 01:22:18,100 Come on, you piece of shit! 1017 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,900 - Perfect! - Now what? 1018 01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:39,900 Our car broke down once in Yellowstone. 1019 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,200 You know what we did? 1020 01:22:42,300 --> 01:22:45,100 ALAN: Let me guess. You fucked. 1021 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,100 Right there, in the middle of the park. 1022 01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:49,800 It seemed like the only thing to do. 1023 01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:52,300 JACK: What I've learned is, if you find yourself 1024 01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:56,500 in a situation beyond your control, the smartest thing you can do is relax 1025 01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:59,300 and go along for the ride. 1026 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:03,100 Then there was that cute little park ranger that came out of nowhere. 1027 01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:07,200 JACK: That's right. He was going to cite us. - Yeah. 1028 01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:10,200 Baby, remember Santorini? 1029 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,700 All that beautiful black sand? 1030 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:17,300 Of course, you stole the show by going topless on the beach. 1031 01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:20,600 Had all those Greek boys about ready to snap it right there. 1032 01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:22,700 How long till we reach the gas station? 1033 01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:24,800 You know what? We should go there. 1034 01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:27,800 - We could bring the kids. JACK: That's a great idea. 1035 01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:33,600 Of course, I can't wait to see that black sand all over Wendy's big beautiful tits. Lou! 1036 01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:37,800 - You want to do this now? - Jack, keep your eye on the road! 1037 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:40,600 We're fine, guys. Quiet. I'm trying to concentrate. 1038 01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:42,700 - Jack, we will walk. - Please! 1039 01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:44,200 - Slow down! JACK: Don't stop. 1040 01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:47,200 - I'll never stop. - Jack! 1041 01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:49,100 Jack, look out! 1042 01:25:05,700 --> 01:25:07,800 (Jack laughing) 1043 01:25:19,100 --> 01:25:21,100 We crashed. 1044 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:26,200 We fucking crashed! 1045 01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:28,300 Ha, ha-ha! We crashed! 1046 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,700 Louise? 1047 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:44,800 Louise? 1048 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:46,100 Baby? 1049 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:48,100 Louise? 1050 01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:49,100 Lou! 1051 01:25:50,700 --> 01:25:52,700 Louise? 1052 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,100 Louise! 1053 01:25:57,900 --> 01:25:59,600 Louise? 1054 01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:01,700 Oh, baby. Louise! 1055 01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:04,900 Alan! Alan! 1056 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:11,400 Alan! 1057 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:16,900 Wendy! Come on, you guys. You got to help us get out of here. 1058 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,500 Where are you guys? 1059 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:22,000 I can't get my fucking leg out! 1060 01:26:22,100 --> 01:26:24,400 Alan, I'm stuck! 1061 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:31,300 Come back and get us out of here. You don't want to get rid of me. 1062 01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:33,300 You'll never get rid of me. 1063 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,900 Come on, guys. We're still a team, right? 1064 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,100 When this is all over... 1065 01:26:42,500 --> 01:26:45,500 ...we got to do it again. 1066 01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:47,900 Alan! 1067 01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:23,700 How do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for Christmas? 1068 01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:27,700 There's no way round it, really. We practically promised it to them. 1069 01:27:29,900 --> 01:27:33,600 Did I tell you the dentist said Danny's gonna need braces? 1070 01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:35,900 Bills. 1071 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,000 Bills, bills, bills, bills. 1072 01:27:38,100 --> 01:27:39,600 (Mouths) 1073 01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:41,700 And more bills. 1074 01:27:52,300 --> 01:27:54,300 Want a back rub? 1075 01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:58,900 Really? 1076 01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:03,400 Sure. Where's the lotion? 1077 01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:33,200 Get the ball. Get the ball. 1078 01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:41,400 Challenge, challenge. 1079 01:28:48,900 --> 01:28:50,900 Danny, good boy! 1080 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,700 1081 01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:44,800 1082 01:29:54,900 --> 01:29:56,900 1083 01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:00,700 1084 01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:06,100 who has said that they love me 1085 01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:10,400 that I was too afraid to swallow 1086 01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:12,500 1087 01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:16,700 1088 01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:22,500 1089 01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:26,400 1090 01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:29,000 1091 01:30:29,100 --> 01:30:31,300 1092 01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:33,000 1093 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:34,800 1094 01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:36,900 1095 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:41,100 1096 01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:44,600 1097 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:48,900 1098 01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,100 1099 01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:55,300 1100 01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:01,200 1101 01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:06,500 1102 01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:09,000 1103 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:10,500 1104 01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:15,000 and life is your school 1105 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:17,100 1106 01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:19,800 1107 01:31:19,900 --> 01:31:23,200 so get out there and tell them 1108 01:31:23,300 --> 01:31:25,300 1109 01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,700 1110 01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:33,200 1111 01:31:33,300 --> 01:31:35,100 1112 01:31:35,100 --> 01:31:38,400 1113 01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:42,900 1114 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,700 1115 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:47,800 1116 01:31:47,900 --> 01:31:50,000 1117 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:55,400 1118 01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:58,500 1119 01:32:00,500 --> 01:32:03,100 1120 01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:06,300 1121 01:32:08,100 --> 01:32:10,100 1122 01:32:10,100 --> 01:32:11,800 1123 01:32:11,900 --> 01:32:14,000 1124 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:19,400 1125 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:21,400 1126 01:32:22,305 --> 01:33:22,650 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/s2eq Help other users to choose the best subtitles